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Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.


Julius Caesar


#caesar #must #suspicion #wife

What millions died that Caesar might be great!


Thomas Campbell


#died #great #might #millions

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.


Will Cuppy


#always #caesar #cleopatra #had #home

In the service of Caesar, everything is legitimate.


Pierre Corneille


#everything #legitimate #service

In the days of Caesar, kings had fools and jesters. Now network presidents have anchormen.


Ted Koppel


#days #fools #had #kings #network

Homer, in the second book of the Iliad says with fine enthusiasm, "Give me masturbation or give me death." Caesar, in his Commentaries, says, "To the lonely it is company; to the forsaken it is a friend; to the aged and to the impotent it is a benefactor. They that are penniless are yet rich, in that they still have this majestic diversion." In another place this experienced observer has said, "There are times when I prefer it to sodomy." Robinson Crusoe says, "I cannot describe what I owe to this gentle art." Queen Elizabeth said, "It is the bulwark of virginity." Cetewayo, the Zulu hero, remarked, "A jerk in the hand is worth two in the bush." The immortal Franklin has said, "Masturbation is the best policy." Michelangelo and all of the other old masters--"old masters," I will remark, is an abbreviation, a contraction--have used similar language. Michelangelo said to Pope Julius II, "Self-negation is noble, self-culture beneficent, self-possession is manly, but to the truly great and inspiring soul they are poor and tame compared with self-abuse." Mr. Brown, here, in one of his latest and most graceful poems, refers to it in an eloquent line which is destined to live to the end of time--"None knows it but to love it; none name it but to praise.


Mark Twain


#caesar #cetewayo #homer #iliad #masturbation

She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.


Kevin Pietersen


#nappies #change

He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.


Julius Caesar


#life

There was living in the palace at this time a brother of the great Germanicus, and consequently an uncle of the late emperor, whose name was Claudius Caesar.


Frederic William Farrar


#caesar #claudius #consequently #emperor #great

Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.


John Langhorne


#caesar #should #suspicion #wife






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