#cake

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#like #pancake #syrup #trap #waffle

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#buy #cake #candle #got #holder

But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs. ↗

— Eva Herzigova

#cake #eggs #how #i #learned

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? ↗

— John Heywood

#both #cake #eat #would #your

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#cinema #life #me #piece #slice

I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#pound-cake #weight-gain #funny

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ↗

— Bob Hope

#cake #candles #cost #getting #getting old

Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a minibar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak. ↗

— Mike Huckabee

#break #cheesecake #doughnut #ever #god

I've always thought with relationships, that it's more about what you bring to the table than what you're going to get from it. It's very nice if you sit down and the cake appears. But if you go to the table expecting cake, then it's not so good. ↗

— Anjelica Huston

#always #appears #bring #cake #down

A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion. ↗

— James Boswell

#considerable #diffused #into #journal #like