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I’ve been waiting my whole life to fuck up like this.


Robert Stone


#humor

Not evil. Moronic, which isn't quite the same thing. Evil presupposes a moral decision, intention, and some forethought. A moron or a lout, however, doesn't stop to think or reason. He acts on instinct, like a stable animal, convinced he's doing good, that he's always right, and sanctimoniously proud to go around f***ing up ... anyone he perceives to be different from himself, be it because of skin color, creed, language, nationality, or ... leisure habits. What the world needs is more thoroughly evil people and fewer borderline pigheads.


Carlos Ruiz Zafón


#humor

Boo: "Go talk to her." Callum: "About what?" Boo: "Anything." Callum: "You want me to walk up to her and say, 'Are you a ghost?'" Boo: "I do that." Callum: "I love it when you get it wrong.


Maureen Johnson


#callum #ghosts #humor #humor

I brandished my parasol at him like a rapier. 'You, sir, are an abominable scalawag of a man, and I'll be damned if I let you threaten me.


Susan Dennard


#parasols #scalawags #strong-heroines #humor

{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might as well go to hell, cause she ain't gonna be happy in heaven either!}www.nancybbrewer.com From new books coming soon- 3rd in Carolina Rain series.


Nancy B. Brewer


#history #humor #romance #southern #southern-women

Well, I just don’t want you to think that this piece of shit is anything other than a pathetic, human defect. Nothing more. Not a monster, not a bogeyman. Nothing but another reason to feel better about yourself. Understand that it’s just a person - not worth devoting any nightmares to.


Jhonen Vasquez


#cynical #human #humor #jthm #humor

Such was the number of the barbarians, that when they shot forth their arrows the sun would be darkened by their multitude." Dieneces, not at all frightened at these words, but making light of the Median numbers, answered "Our Trachinian friend brings us excellent tidings. If the Medes darken the sun, we shall have our fight in the shade.


Herodotus


#humor #humor

The pen is mightier than the sword unless it's a real sword in which case the guy with the pen should run away fast.


Roger Eschbacher


#practicality-for-intellectuals #swords #writing #humor

CHEERS, CARTER. At least you have the sense to hand me the microphone for important things. Honestly, he drones on and on about his plans for the Apocalypse, but he makes no plans at all for the school dance. My brother's priorities are severely skewed. Sadie Kane


Rick Riordan


#dance #humor #humor

Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption.


Angela Elwell Hunt


#humor #satire #humor






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