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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #calendar
No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July. ↗
— Mac Thornberry
#date #fourth #july #more #nation
Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk. ↗
— Dick Gregory
#check #drink #eat #every #fast
God schedules a birthday, not man. ↗
— Robert A. Bradley
#calendar #children #hurry #life #patience
I'm on the cover of the lingerie football swimsuit calendar this year. ↗
— Trishelle Cannatella
#cover #football #i #lingerie #swimsuit
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. ↗
— Rodney Dangerfield
#calendar #day #getting #know #looked
I drew a picture on the back of a calendar in pencil. In those days they used to give out free calendars, I had no art paper, so I took whatever else I could. ↗
— Joe Shuster
#back #calendar #calendars #could #days
These months drive us to listen within. ↗
— Charol Messenger
#futurist #mayan-calendar #new-cosmic-age #new-humanity #nostradamus