#canada

Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged. ↗

— Ann Veneman

#because #better #canada #cow #dairy

To do this walk, I believe it's around 2,000 feet, to go from the U.S. to Canada. I would train walking a wire almost 8,000 feet, to overtrain for this. ↗

— Nik Wallenda

#around #believe #canada #feet #go

I'm hoping that I'll be able to find a distributor to come into Canada with it, because I think it is a wild and crazy romp that really tells things like it is. ↗

— Burt Ward

#because #canada #come #crazy #distributor

Canada is currently the only major industrialized country in the world that does not allow any private administration of health care services that are provided by the public system. ↗

— Cliff Stearns

#allow #any #canada #care #country

When I started out in Canada, I did a lot of voice-overs and commercials. ↗

— Andrea Martin

#commercials #did #i #lot #out

What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay. ↗

— Adam Rex

#funny #age

More polar bears live in Canada than in the rest of the world combined, which raises the question, Why the hell did we choose the beaver as our national emblem? We could have had Nanuk of the North, Lord of the Arctic, as our symbol. Instead we got stuck with Squirrelly McTeeth. Sheesh. ↗

— Will Ferguson

#humour #beauty

...my body has become another country and I feel like an unemployed illegal alien how will I survive where I do not belong I belong with you ↗

— Patrick Califia-Rice

#change #longing #poem #change

Not that there wasn't still plenty of subduing to do here in North America. "Even within our own limits, the savage still lights his death fires, to appease the wrath of an idol," he points out. What's worse, to the "north, there is an immense region of palpable darkness." (Hi, Canada!) ↗

— Sarah Vowell

#death

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#always #been #canada #could #country