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How many kids are in the Graveyard?" "A bunch." "Who sends your supplies?" "George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget." "How often do you receive new arrivals?" "About as often as you beat your wife.


Neal Shusterman


#humorous #risa-ward #sarcasm #sarcastic #snark

Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?" He smiled. "I wouldn't know. I only fall in love at night. Never lasts beyond breakfast, though.


Tessa Dare


#sarcastic-humor #humor

...but, dear me, let us be elegant or die.


Louisa May Alcott


#humor

Or, I could just sit in the bushes and pump the hand pump until the plumbing was superpressurized to 110 psi. This way, when someone goes to flush a toilet, the toilet tank will explode. At 150 psi, if someone turns on the shower, the water pressure will blow off the shower head, strip the threads, blam, the shower head turns into a mortar shell. Tyler only says this to make me feel better. The truth is I like my boss. Besides, I'm enlightened now. You know, only Buddha-style behavior.


Chuck Palahniuk


#humor

The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?


M.A. George


#paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #wedding-traditions #humor

Should it concern us that the bible never calls us to ask Jesus into our hearts. Should it concern us that the bible never mentions such a superstitious sinners prayer and yet that is exactly what we have sold to so many as salvation.


David Platt


#radical #southern-seminary #salvation

Jesus can you show me Just how far the east is from the west, Cause I can't bear to see the man I've been Rising up in me again. In the arms of your mercy I find rest Cause you know just how far the east is from the west--- From one scarred hand to the other.


Casting Crowns


#east-to-west #mercy #salvation #salvation

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.


J.D. Salinger


#sarcasm #sarcastic #sarcasm

Lindsey: Why would you choose me? Rafe: Because you're the one I want.


Rachel Hawthorne


#love #rafe-lowell #love

Daphne, whatever you could think of in your wildest imagination, there is a game for it and probably has been for a thousand years.' He pulled off his shirt and advanced on her. 'For example, there is the lovely lady taken up against the wall game. I'll show you how it is played.


Madeline Hunter


#humor #sex-games #imagination






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