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Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority.


Richard Dawkins


#cats #atheist

Indeed, organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority. But a good first step would be to build up a critical mass of those willing to 'come out,' thereby encouraging others to do so. Even if they can't be herded, cats in sufficient numbers can make a lot of noise and they cannot be ignored.


Richard Dawkins


#cats #coming-out #organization #atheist

I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?



Jarod Kintz


#books #cats #homonyms #meow #translate

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.


Paula Poundstone


#cats #murder

Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple things which other animals easily learn, he is incapable of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately. Next, in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansas; a Buddhist from China; a Brahman from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away for two whole days. When I came back to note results, the cage of Higher Animals was all right, but in the other there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones and flesh--not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court.


Mark Twain


#cats #dogs #doves #foxes #geese

Actually, I don't hate cats, I'm just kind of afraid of them.


Clay Aiken


#afraid #cats #hate #i #just

I needed a place to put the dogs. The prisoners ruined the jail, so I put the prisoners in the tents and I had a nice place to put the dogs. We treat the cats nice too, and horses. I have the inmates take care of the animals. It's therapy too, you see.


Joe Arpaio


#cats #dogs #had #horses #i

I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.


Gemma Arterton


#cats #coats #end #fur #going

I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living.


Ursula Andress


#care #cats #enjoy #flowers #food

As my career has progressed, I've had the pleasure of playing with the baddest jazz cats on the planet. But that doesn't change my desire to entertain folks. That's really who I am.


George Benson


#career #cats #change #desire #entertain






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