#cats

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #life #humor

Meow” means “woof” in cat. ↗

— George Carlin

#cats #dogs #humor #language #humor

The only escape from the miseries of life are music and cats... ↗

— Albert Schweitzer

#life #music #life