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#cats

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #cats




I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.


L.M. Montgomery


#dogs #love

I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.


Anthony Bourdain


#nature

Gus is the Cat at the Theatre Door. His name, as I ought to have told you before, Is really Asparagus. That's such a fuss To pronounce, that we usually call him just Gus. His coat's very shabby, he's thin as a rake, And he suffers from palsy that makes his paw shake. Yet he was, in his youth, quite the smartest of Cats — But no longer a terror to mice or to rats. For he isn't the Cat that he was in his prime; Though his name was quite famous, he says, in his time. And whenever he joins his friends at their club (which takes place at the back of the neighbouring pub) He loves to regale them, if someone else pays, With anecdotes drawn from his palmiest days. For he once was a Star of the highest degree — He has acted with Irving, he's acted with Tree. And he likes to relate his success on the Halls, Where the Gallery once gave him seven cat-calls. But his grandest creation, as he loves to tell, Was Firefrorefiddle, the Fiend of the Fell.


T.S. Eliot


#cats #has-beens #theatre #love

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?


Matsuo Bashō


#desire #haiku #love

I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cats.



Jarod Kintz


#alphabet-soup #cats #eat #feed #love

I sometimes think the Pussy-Willows grey Are Angel Kittens who have lost their way, And every Bulrush on the river bank A Cat-Tail from some lovely Cat astray.


Oliver Herford


#kittens #omar-khayyam #love

My cat will love you more than me. He won’t love you more than he loves me, but he will love you more than I love you. 



Jarod Kintz


#love #love

The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every household should contain a cat, not only for decorative and domestic values, but because the cat in quiescence is medicinal to irritable, tense, tortured men and women.


William Lyon Phelps


#men

Are you an aberration to your species?' she cried. 'Cats don't look for approval!


Gregory Maguire


#cats #men

To venture ... close (to a lion) on foot ... would mean the sudden shattering of any kindly belief that the similarity of the lion and the pussy cat goes much beyond their whiskers. But then, since men still live by the sword, it's a little optimistic to expect the lion to withdraw his claws, handicapped as he is by his inability to read our better effusions about the immorality of bloodshed.


Beryl Markham


#danger #killing #lions #men






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