#cats

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#buy #cats #deal #eat #food

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats. ↗

— Nafisa Joseph

#cats #discovered #dogs #i #love

The stones themselves are thick with history, and those cats that dash through the alleyways must surely be the ghosts of the famous dead in feline disguise. ↗

— Erica Jong

#dash #dead #disguise #famous #feline

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#cats #everything #function #intended #nature

Bach was a top harmonist geezer, which is why the jazz cats love him. ↗

— Nigel Kennedy

#cats #him #jazz #love #top

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ↗

— Joseph Wood Krutch

#ailments #cats #creatures #delicate #different

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ↗

— Joseph Wood Krutch

#any #ask #cats #does #go

Cats 25 years younger can't run with me. ↗

— Raphael Saadiq

#me #run #years #younger

With the Stray Cats at least, we really took the music somewhere else. First, we wrote our own songs. That's a real weak point in modern classics if you do rockabilly or blues. ↗

— Brian Setzer

#cats #classics #else #first #least

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. ↗

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

#because #care #cats #even #get