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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.


Demetri Martin


#building #choose #down #elevator #escalator

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.


Demetri Martin


#confusing #die #fun #i #other

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.


Demetri Martin


#disposal #garbage #i #i do #out

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.


Demetri Martin


#because #fun #funny #go #i

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.


Demetri Martin


#because #california #i #i always #kid

And the young people in the 1960's identified with it immediately, because, I guess the young people had been having years of repression really. They felt that the, you know, after the war everything was very austere, particularly in Europe.


George Martin


#austere #because #been #europe #everything

Because when the film was first mooted, the Beatles didn't like the idea at all. In fact they wouldn't have any part in it. And when Brian had committed them, it was part of a deal he did with United Artists, I think.


George Martin


#artists #beatles #because #brian #committed

When a society abandons its ideals just because most people can't live up to them, behavior gets very ugly indeed.


Judith Martin


#behavior #gets #ideals #indeed #just

I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is some way.


Steve Martin


#cringe #explains #gets #i #into

I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is.


Millicent Martin


#because #being #dressing #feel #i






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