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It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one. ↗


— Allan Carr


#charley #couple #into #odd #rolled

You still owe me a million dollars." I'd presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from prison. He had yet to pay. Couldn't imagine why. "Yeah, I was hoping we could work that out." "The interest alone is going to kill you." "What do you charge?" "Three hundred eighty-seven percent." "Is that ethical?" "It's as ethical as my dating the son of Satan. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#ethics #reyes-farrow #dating

He'd been in surgery for-like-ever, then in recovery, but they put him in a room because, despite the amount of blood loss, his wounds were no longer life threatening. "You here to get in my pants?" he asked. "You're not wearing any pants," I reminded him. "You're wearing a girly gown with a built-in ass ventilator. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#charley-davidson #garrett-swopes #life

My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the corresponding confidence interval and the surgeon general's warning - concluded that they probably didn't stay behind for the tacos. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#dead-people #funny-humor #funny

Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman came to see our show, We all had a drink before they set off on their travels, and we kept in touch. ↗


— Kelly Jones


#came #charley #drink #had #kept

My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to me, which has never been one of my favorite memories—and Dad married Denise before I’d turned a year. Without even asking my opinion on the matter. Denise and I never really clicked. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#darynda-jones #davidson #first-grave-on-the-right #death

Charley talking to Cookie ‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?'' ‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into ''That’s going to be you!'' She was probably right, if I live that long ↗


— Darynda Jones


#cookie #homour #home

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee? ↗


— Darynda Jones


#coffee #humor #humor






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