#chew

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#dumb #fart #ford #gum #jerry

When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention. ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#attention #better #call #chew #gone

Some ideas you have to chew on, then roll them around a lot, play with them before you can turn them into funky science fiction. ↗

— Rudy Rucker

#before #chew #fiction #funky #ideas

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. ↗

— Babe Ruth

#beer #chewed #drink #early #first

I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe. ↗

— Hank Sauer

#chewing #how #i #know #must

Many men swallow the being cheated, but no man can ever endure to chew it. ↗

— George Savile

#cheated #chew #endure #ever #man

I'm going to sit back, light up, and hope I don't chew the cigarette to pieces. ↗

— Vin Scully

#chew #cigarette #going #hope #i

I've got a great life that I really enjoy. But there is something chewing at me inside: that adrenaline rush from football, I miss that. ↗

— Alan Shearer

#chewing #enjoy #football #got #great

You want to learn everything that you possibly can, chew it, digest it, and take it for what it is, and then move on. ↗

— Mike Singletary

#digest #everything #learn #move #move on

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum. ↗

— Jerry Springer

#chewing gum #civilization #end #gum #just