#chi

I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay. ↗

— Chris Martin

#approaching #being #coldplay #dynamite #get

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. ↗

— Steve Martin

#got #i #now #perfectly #shot

What office is there which involves more responsibility, which requires more qualifications, and which ought, therefore, to be more honorable, than that of teaching? ↗

— Harriet Martineau

#involves #more #office #ought #qualifications

The pinafore of the child will be more than a match for the frock of the bishop and the surplice of the priest. ↗

— James Martineau

#child #match #more #priest #than

After you date a player or two it's nice to just chill with a guy that can keep it basic. ↗

— Angie Martinez

#basic #chill #date #guy #just

I went to law school. And I became a prosecutor. I took on a specialty that very few choose to pursue. I prosecuted child abuse and child homicide cases. Cases that were truly gut-wrenching. But standing up for those kids, being their voice for justice was the honor of a lifetime. ↗

— Susana Martinez

#became #being #cases #child #child abuse

Isn't it strange that its easier to be gentle with the feelings of people we care less about than those of our children, whom we love so much? ↗

— Stephanie Martson

#care #children #easier #feelings #gentle

The real question isn't whether you love your kids or not, but how well you are able to demonstrate your love and caring so that your children really feel loved. ↗

— Stephanie Martson

#caring #children #demonstrate #feel #how

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#child #fetch #five #send #someone

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#could #find #head #i #make