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Horses frighten me as much as chickens do,’ he said. ‘That is too bad, because lack of communication with horses has impeded human progress,’ said Abrenuncio. ‘If we ever broke down the barriers, we could produce the centaur.


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#chickens #horses #humour #communication

Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God for women like Melissa McCarthy and Adele so we can all start really believing that now.


Stephanie McAfee


#humor #inspirational #change

As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?


Josh Stern


#daddy-issues #date #humor #dating

Bracing herself she’d thrown open the door to the store, the bell ringing merrily to herald her arrival. Every time the bell rings, a divorce attorney gets a Porsche. Afton had looked around nervously, wondering if she’d actually spoken the words out loud. The cynical thought had popped into her head out of nowhere it seemed. Pushing it aside, she’d waded into the gown-packed establishment, almost blinded by the unrelenting sea of white dresses, intent on finding one of her own as her wedding date loomed ever nearer.


Kelly Curry


#contemporary-romance #romance #romance-novels #dating

I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them.


Meredith Schorr


#dating #singles #dating

Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.


Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #goody-box #humor #inspirational #marriage

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.


Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #men

If you only attract Mr. Wrong or Ms. Crazy, evaluate the common thread in this diversity of people: YOU!


Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating-advice #humor #inspirational #men #relationships

Relationships are not additive, but multiplicative because you connect with his/her childhood experiences, past relationships, thoughts on money and more.


Valerie J. Lewis Coleman


#dating #humor #inspirational #marriage #relationships-advice

I was vegetarian for a long time, and in the last four years I started eating chicken and fish. I feel like it really built up my strength a lot.


Laura Wilkinson


#chicken #eating #feel #fish #four






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