#chick

I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables. ↗

— Lesley Nicol

#chicken #cook #i #i can #oven

The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life. ↗

— Lesley Nicol

#chicken #curry #delicious #ever #first

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#does #feathers #make #sticking #up

My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again. ↗

— Natalie Portman

#ate #chicken #conferences #dad #demonstrating

My friend told me later he got the chicken pox. I told him I caught politics and never got over it. ↗

— Jack Johnson

#chicken #friend #got #him #i

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick! ↗

— Lee Ryan

#chick #conversation #crazy #girl #i

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one. ↗

— Paul Simon

#chicken #child #chinese #dish #downtown

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.' ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#fish #i #know #says #sea

We recognize the chicken as another conscious being. It's different from us, but it has a life, and if something is really important for that chicken, if it would work hard to try to get it, and if we can give it without sacrificing something that's really important to us, then we should. ↗

— Peter Singer

#being #chicken #conscious #different #get

Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat. ↗

— Kevin Smith

#dudes #i #know #threat