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I am a battery hen. I live in a cage so small I cannot stretch my wings. I am forced to stand night and day on a sloping wire mesh floor that painfully cuts into my feet. The cage walls tear my feathers, forming blood blisters that never heal. The air is so full of ammonia that my lungs hurt and my eyes burn and I think I am going blind. As soon as I was born, a man grabbed me and sheared off part of my beak with a hot iron, and my little brothers were thrown into trash bags as useless alive. My mind is alert and my body is sensitive and I should have been richly feathered. In nature or even a farmyard I would have had sociable, cleansing dust baths with my flock mates, a need so strong that I perform 'vacuum' dust bathing on the wire floor of my cage. Free, I would have ranged my ancestral jungles and fields with my mates, devouring plants, earthworms, and insects from sunrise to dusk. I would have exercised my body and expressed my nature, and I would have given, and received, pleasure as a whole being. I am only a year old, but I am already a 'spent hen.' Humans, I wish I were dead, and soon I will be dead. Look for pieces of my wounded flesh wherever chicken pies and soups are sold.


Karen Davis


#chickens #factory-farms #nature

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.


Aesop


#chickens #count #hatched #your

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.


Pamela Anderson


#chickens #eat #how #knew #never

I'm not a Luddite, but I'm outside more than I'm on my computer. We have a micro-farm - it's a step up from a garden. We have a pretty extensive vineyard. We grow about 60 percent of our own food, make our own wine, have chickens for eggs.


Emilio Estevez


#chickens #computer #eggs #extensive #food

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.


Rita Mae Brown


#chickens #coats #course #dear #dogs

If we could buy these properties and then invest in the Black community, with our own McDonald's, with our own Kentucky Fried Chickens, it was gonna be a great move.


Solomon Burke


#black community #buy #chickens #community #could

Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.


Charles W. Chesnutt


#come #home #like #roost #sins

The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn't thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames.


Bobby Flay


#bad #bad idea #before #chickens #closed

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!


Jeff Foxworthy


#been #booth #cannon #career #cause

It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.


Eva Gabor


#chickens #day #every #every day #go






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