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#chickens

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A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.


Henny Youngman


#chickens #get #get well #got #had

I have a farm and I love it there. There's really nothing to do, but even watching the chickens, its fun.


Salma Hayek


#even #farm #fun #i #i love

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?


Seymoure Cray


#field #oxen #plowing #rather #strong

I just love chickens.


Patti LuPone


#i #just #love

The last 10 years I have had to bulk up for roles and I'm naturally skinny, so I have eaten and killed so many chickens! I wouldn't even want to count. I need to balance that out.


Hugh Jackman


#bulk #chickens #count #eaten #even

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.


Isaac Bashevis Singer


#become #chickens #did #health #i

But I think the majority of cows, and even more so chickens and pigs, are leading pretty miserable lives.


Peter Singer


#cows #even #i #i think #leading

I am a battery hen. I live in a cage so small I cannot stretch my wings. I am forced to stand night and day on a sloping wire mesh floor that painfully cuts into my feet. The cage walls tear my feathers, forming blood blisters that never heal. The air is so full of ammonia that my lungs hurt and my eyes burn and I think I am going blind. As soon as I was born, a man grabbed me and sheared off part of my beak with a hot iron, and my little brothers were thrown into trash bags as useless alive. My mind is alert and my body is sensitive and I should have been richly feathered. In nature or even a farmyard I would have had sociable, cleansing dust baths with my flock mates, a need so strong that I perform 'vacuum' dust bathing on the wire floor of my cage. Free, I would have ranged my ancestral jungles and fields with my mates, devouring plants, earthworms, and insects from sunrise to dusk. I would have exercised my body and expressed my nature, and I would have given, and received, pleasure as a whole being. I am only a year old, but I am already a 'spent hen.' Humans, I wish I were dead, and soon I will be dead. Look for pieces of my wounded flesh wherever chicken pies and soups are sold.


Karen Davis


#chickens #factory-farms #nature

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.


Pamela Anderson


#chickens #eat #how #knew #never

Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. "People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them.


Orson Scott Card


#counting #fools #funny #funny






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