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#chickens

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If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.


Grandma Moses


#better #better off #chickens #know #off

I am a battery hen. I live in a cage so small I cannot stretch my wings. I am forced to stand night and day on a sloping wire mesh floor that painfully cuts into my feet. The cage walls tear my feathers, forming blood blisters that never heal. The air is so full of ammonia that my lungs hurt and my eyes burn and I think I am going blind. As soon as I was born, a man grabbed me and sheared off part of my beak with a hot iron, and my little brothers were thrown into trash bags as useless alive. My mind is alert and my body is sensitive and I should have been richly feathered. In nature or even a farmyard I would have had sociable, cleansing dust baths with my flock mates, a need so strong that I perform 'vacuum' dust bathing on the wire floor of my cage. Free, I would have ranged my ancestral jungles and fields with my mates, devouring plants, earthworms, and insects from sunrise to dusk. I would have exercised my body and expressed my nature, and I would have given, and received, pleasure as a whole being. I am only a year old, but I am already a 'spent hen.' Humans, I wish I were dead, and soon I will be dead. Look for pieces of my wounded flesh wherever chicken pies and soups are sold.


Karen Davis


#chickens #factory-farms #nature

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.


Aesop


#chickens #count #hatched #your

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.


Pamela Anderson


#chickens #eat #how #knew #never

Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.


Charles W. Chesnutt


#come #home #like #roost #sins

The first time I was cooking for my wife, Stephanie, way before she was my wife, I actually put three chickens on the rotisserie and I closed the grill, which is really a bad idea. But I just wasn't thinking very straight that day. And I looked outside and I saw, like, smoke and flames.


Bobby Flay


#bad #bad idea #before #chickens #closed

We have supported state terrorism against the Palestinians and black South Africans, and now we are indignant because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought right back to our own front yards. America's chickens are coming home to roost.


Jeremiah Wright


#america #back #because #black #brought

If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens.


William Lyon Phelps


#i #painting #raised #start #would

If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.


Grandma Moses


#hadn #i #painting #raised #started

Horses frighten me as much as chickens do,’ he said. ‘That is too bad, because lack of communication with horses has impeded human progress,’ said Abrenuncio. ‘If we ever broke down the barriers, we could produce the centaur.


Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez


#chickens #horses #humour #communication






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