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#child

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #child




It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.


George W. Bush


#bushism #children #dungeon #humor #internet

That’s the thing about living vicariously; it’s so much faster than actual living. In a few minutes we’ll be worrying about names for the children.


Audrey Niffenegger


#humor

Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged man with a penis?” “When words like ‘hump day’ don’t make you giggle like a twelve-year-old,” he retorted, blowing smoke my way. “Wow, that long?


Dani Alexander


#growing-up #humor #hump-day #humor

Gerti didn’t ask for help.” Miri swallowed and tried to calm her quavering voice. “It was my fault.” “So it was. Now you all have learned that those who speak out of turn choose punishment for themselves and anyone they speak to.” “So if I speak to you, Tutor Olana, will you get the lashes?


Shannon Hale


#fantasy #humor #romance #humor

We lose our soul, to find our life.


Joanne Crisner


#inspirational #loss #lost #inspirational

We are each other's seventh largest trading partner, we are the fifth largest investor there and likewise, we have a lot of exchanges between political leaders, businessmen, tourists and school children too.


Sellapan Ramanathan


#businessmen #children #each #exchanges #fifth

I quickly, swiftly, reach in, pluck out, and peer into the mirror. 'I am still here.' I am in the glass, in this moment. After this moment, I may not be here; I may be a person who does not know where she is, or why. I leave the kitchen table to bathe, and to dress for church. If only my closet held on its shelves an array of faces I could wear rather than dresses, I would know which face to put on today. As for the dresses, I haven't a clue.


Tim Cummings


#afterlife #astrology #brothers #children-of-celebrities #class-struggle

The throbbing engines of the ship and its relentless passage onwards through the sea brought back to us the ever urgency of moving Time, and then we knew that neither they nor we would would ever find again on earth such happiness and full content of mind as all we had known in the Children's Hospital at Belsen Camp when the Devil had been banished and Love crowned king.


Robert Collis


#children #love #love

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.


Aristotle


#because #certain #children #fathers #fonder

I sell my children, and though they feed me, they don't love me as hers do.


Louisa May Alcott


#writing #love






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