#child

Here's the thing. I hate kids. Always have. I mean, I know the job of the race, biologically speaking, is to achieve immortality through reproduction, but the idea of getting impregnated and blowing up like a balloon as I serve as a carrier and service unit for this other person who will eventually burst out of me in the most terrifying way imaginable, then carry on using me one way or another for the rest of my life, is right up there with throwing myself off the top of a twenty-story building. If I have a biological clock, it is digital and does not tick. ↗

— Isobelle Carmody

#imagination

I've worked with children all my life. ↗

— Denzel Washington

#i #life #my life #worked

The God of the Christians is a father who makes much of his apples, and very little of his children. ↗

— Denis Diderot

#children #christians #father #god #his

There is that thing about not working with animals and children - I don't think that's true. Although you should never work with donkeys. ↗

— Emma Thompson

#although #children #donkeys #i #never

I was the oldest of the children in my family. I had to do a lot of diaper-changing and lunch-making. I was taking my little sister to ballet, picking up my brother, sort of being a super-nanny. ↗

— Vin Diesel

#being #brother #children #family #had

The future? Like unwritten books and unborn children, you don't talk about it. ↗

— Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau

#books #children #future #like #talk

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#be nice #because #children #choose #home

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#away #children #going #home #keeps

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#children #down #first #lives #months

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#away #bottle #children #follow #keep