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It is, after all, far too easy to pinch and kick the bizarre Mormon Church; to say it's ripe for satire and parody is to say a Catholic schoolgirl is ripe for debauchery. It's like shooting polygamist fish in a barrel of coffee. ↗


— Mark Morford


#child-abuse #mormonism #catholicism

The law of love could be best understood and learned through little children. ↗


— Mahatma Gandhi


#love #love

I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment. ↗


— Bauvard


#cynicism #disillusionment #funny #growing-up #humor

During an especially noisy elementary school assembly I witnessed a common marvel.  Someone spoke,"Once upon a time..." into the mic, and the room hushed.  Such magic never ceases to amaze me. ↗


— Richelle E. Goodrich


#magic #marvels #richelle #richelle-goodrich #stories

I know you may feel so far that circumstances have directed your path, but right now I want you to know that you do have a choice. ↗


— Larry Itejere


#fantasy #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-fiction

Sensing that this stranger was not the dangerous kind, and being the caring, big-hearted dog that he had built his reputation on, Lucky decided that a good dose of tongue licking would put matters right. However, in a twist of bad timing, unluckily for Lucky, he landed his lick just as Felicity rolled over onto her back. So, instead of a friendly lick across the ears as he intended, Lucky’s long slobbery, pink tongue made a trail from Felicity’s chin to her cherry red lips and up to her forehead. ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHH! ↗


— Kaal Kaczmarek


#funny #funny

When he is most powerful, nothing does he become. ↗


— Dejan Stojanovic


#dejan-stojanovic #literature #literature-quotes #nothing #poetry

From everything, nothing looks to nothing. ↗


— Dejan Stojanovic


#everything #literature #literature-quotes #looks #nothing

Girls say to me, very reasonably, 'why isn't it a bunch of girls? Why did you write this about a bunch of boys?' Well, my reply is I was once a little boy - I have been a brother, a father, I am going to be a grandfather. I have never been a sister, or a mother, or a grandmother. That's one answer. Another answer is of course to say that if you - as it were - scaled down human beings, scaled down society, if you land with a group of little boys, they are more ike a scaled-down version of society than a group of little girls would be. Don't ask me why, and this is a terrible thing to say because I'm going to be chased from hell to breakfast by all the women who talk about equality - this is nothing to do with equality at all. I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been. But one thing you can't do with them is take a bunch of them and boil them down, so to speak, into a set of little girls who would then become a kind of image of civilisation, of society. The other thing is - why aren't they little boys AND little girls? Well, if they'd been little boys and little girls, we being who we are, sex would have raised its lovely head, and I didn't want this to be about sex. Sex is too trivial a thing to get in with a story like this, which was about the problem of evil and the problem of how people are to live together in a society, not just as lovers or man and wife. ↗


— William Golding


#civilisation #equality #life-experience #lord-of-the-flies #men

Así es. ¿Sabes?, Bianca di Angelo no es la única que tiene un hermano irritante. Ya va siendo hora de que conozcas a mi muy irresponsable gemelo. Apolo. - Artemisa. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#funny #humor #mithology #young-adults #funny






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