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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #child
The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice. ↗
— Clarence Darrow
#alive #childish #cowardice #discover #easy
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. ↗
#doubt #just #teaching #think #tragedy
My biggest regret is that I didn't teach my two children how to speak Spanish. ↗
— Henry Darrow
#children #how #i #regret #spanish
There was probably something as a child I wanted to express, something unsaid that I needed to share. ↗
— Juliette Binoche
#express #i #needed #probably #share
Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception. ↗
— Alan Bennett
#assume #children #come #conception #grinding
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy. ↗
— Glenn Beck
#children #everybody #everyone #gets #just
Children who assume adult responsibilities feel old when they're young. ↗
— Martha Beck
#assume #children #feel #old #responsibilities
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. ↗
— Robert Benchley
#already #cannot #child #children #dogs
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. ↗
#america #children #class #classes #first
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. ↗
#bathroom #children #curiosity #house #old