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Coughs seem very common here, especially among the children, though people look strong and healthy, but in the absence of proper statistics one cannot undertake to say whether the district is a healthy one or not.


Edward Burnett Tylor


#among #cannot #children #common #district

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.


Ashley Smith


#bee #bumble #child #dreams #faces

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.


Mike Tyson


#children #eat #feed #heart #his

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.


Erma Bombeck


#child #drop #expected #hat #how

Never have more children than you have car windows.


Erma Bombeck


#car #children #more #never #than

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years."


Erma Bombeck


#each #i #practical #put #raising

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.


Erma Bombeck


#being #call #child #high-risk #home

Children make your life important.


Erma Bombeck


#important #life #make #your

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.


Erma Bombeck


#bathroom #call #child #dog #doing

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.


Erma Bombeck


#children #goes #more #never #saying






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