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May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is ... Chocolate.


Geraldine Solon


#chocolate #comfort #coping #hard-times #life

When you walk into a chocolate store, suddenly the most difficult decision you will ever have to make in your life, is which chocolates to pick! It is pure torture! Especially when you are in Belgium surrounded by Belgian chocolates!


C. JoyBell C.


#belgium #chocolates #decisions #humour #torture

Chocolateism: Maintain your integrity even in the atmosphere of compromise, for it only takes one step in compromise, to start losing character.


Jacqueline R Banks


#integrity #relationships #relationship

I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to his pillow - Globs: piles of white chocolate covered, crushed potato chips and pretzels drizzled with caramel. I figured it would soften him up to the note I placed next to the box telling him if he left the toilet seat up one more time and my ass got an involuntary bath at six in the morning, I would put super glue on the head of his penis while he slept. I had even signed the note with a couple of Xs and Os. Who says romance is dead?


Tara Sivec


#futures-and-frosting #tara-sivec #romantic

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.


Joanne Harris


#bittersweet #chocolate #happiness #heart #simplicity

The End is Nigh!" the man shouted. "Is there still time for hot chocolate?" Riley asked. The-End-is-Nigh guy blinked. "Ah, maybe, I don’t know.


Jana Oliver


#end-of-the-world #demons

Chocolate's better than sex any day.


Cherise Sinclair


#chocolate #erotica #lean-on-me #erotica

I had a little epiphany when I was a writer at 'Chicago' magazine. I sat down to dinner at the Ritz-Carlton. Somebody poured a white dessert wine with chocolate cake. It was a wine I would never have expected to make sense. The idea of any wine tasting fabulous with chocolate cake was fascinating to me.


Ted Allen


#cake #chicago #chocolate #chocolate cake #dessert

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate!


Carrie Underwood


#girl #gotta #some #sometimes

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.


Amy Neftzger


#chocolate #food #wrinkles #age






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