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I never thought that you would be the one to hold my heart ↗


— Christina Perri


#christina-perri #lyrics #songs #lyrics

Appearances can be deceptive" he says quietly. "I'm anything but fine. I feel like the sun has set and not risen for five days, Ana. I'm in perpetual night here. ↗


— E.L. James


#deception

As fallible humans, we usually slip too far over one edge or the other - all wrath and judgment or all grace and love. ↗


— Eric Wilson


#god #grace #judge #love #tolerance

Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love? ↗


— Christopher Moore


#fool #love

People from my first home say I'm brave. They tell me I'm strong. They pat me on the back and say, 'Way to go. Good job.' But the truth is, I am not really very brave; I am not really very strong; and I am not doing anything spectacular. I am simply doing what God has called me to do as a person who follows Him. He said to feed His sheep and He said to care for 'the least of these,' so that's what I'm doing, with the help of a lot people who make it possible and in the company of those who make my life worth living ↗


— Katie J. Davis


#christianity #missions #life

Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter! ↗


— Christopher Moore


#you-suck #love

I was all, "Oh, dog, Countess gonna crack open a forty of whup-ass on you now. Oh, you in the sh*t now, wigga!" (I am not incline to use hip-hop vernacular often, but there are times when, like French, it just better expresses the sentiment of the moment.) -Abby ↗


— Christopher Moore


#you-suck #love

A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them ↗


— Christina Dodd


#funny #princesses #funny

Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself. ↗


— Jon Acuff


#christians #funny #inspirational #spiritual-growth #funny

It's because I'm pregnant, Christian." He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier. ↗


— E.L. James


#anastasia-grey #anastasia-steele #christian #christian-grey #e-l-james






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