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#christianity

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #christianity




Her (Mary's) Son first had to be the Child of the Father in order then to become man and be capable of taking up on his shoulders the burden of a guilty world. ↗


— Hans Urs von Balthasar


#catholicism #christ #christianity #eternal-child #god

Catholicism ... tries to grab all the poker chips on the table, kick everybody out of the game, and then pretend they were never there until the game was effectively over. It's just a ridiculous, obvious revisionist history. ↗


— Robert M. Price


#christianity #catholicism

God is an early bird; satan is a night owl. Everyone knows that. ↗


— Jon Acuff


#funny #god #satan #funny

I'd rather live my life believing in God to die and see there is one. Because if there isn't one, it means there's no eternal life, therefore I will never know. ↗


— Sandra Chami Kassis


#funny #inspirational #life #religion #wisdom

Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself. ↗


— Jon Acuff


#christians #funny #inspirational #spiritual-growth #funny

Let us not forget: we are a pilgrim church, subject to misunderstanding, to persecution, but a church that walks serene, because it bears the force of love. ↗


— Oscar A. Romero


#church #love #persecution #pilgrim #love

The good Christian should beware of mathematicians. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell. ↗


— Augustine of Hippo


#humor #math #humor

When we talk to our fellow men and they tell us about their troubles, we will listen to them carefully if we have love for them. We will have compassion for their suffering and pain, for we are God's creatures; we are a manifestation of the love of God. ↗


— Elder Thaddeus of Vitovnica


#compassion #council #eastern-orthodoxy #god-s-love #love

I've heard of such a legend!' I gasped. 'A child descended from a union between Christ and Mary Magdalene!' 'Don't be so fucking stupid,' snorted Mons. 'There's hundreds of those! ↗


— Mark Gatiss


#humor #humor

We can but have Faith, for though we can not see beyond our own noses, God always knows what lay ahead. ↗


— Caleb Peiffer


#faith #religion #death






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