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#christmas

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Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.


Dale Evans


#action #child #every #every time #give

I didn't know the full dimensions of forever, but I knew it was longer than waiting for Christmas to come.


Richard Brautigan


#come #dimensions #forever #full #i

There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.


Jerry Falwell


#christmas #concerted #concerted effort #effort #steal

I'm well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it had been hit by a really bad tornado. Values there have gone down but I guarantee they will be up again in eight years. So I'll get in now while it's cheap as chips.


Melanie Brown


#bad #been #cheap #chips #christmas

I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star. They were beautiful. They made you warm and happy to think about. But I didn't believe them.


Frances Farmer


#beautiful #believe #christ #christmas #happy

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


George Carlin


#bad #bad girls #because #jolly #knows

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.


Peg Bracken


#love

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?


Salman Rushdie


#humor #jesus #humor

It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!


J.B. Stanley


#christmas #humor #murder #pretend #santa

Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning.


Alan Bradley


#holidays #humor #poison #humor






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