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Christmas is like candy. It slowly melts in your mouth, sweetening every tastebud, making you wish it could last forever.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#richelle #richelle-goodrich #richelle-goodrich

What I'm not saying is that all government spending is bad. It's not - far, far from it, but there is no free lunch, as a former colleague of mine used to say. There is no public tooth fairy. Father Christmas does not work on the Treasury staff this year. You can never bail someone out of trouble without putting someone else into trouble.


Arthur Laffer


#bail #christmas #colleague #does #else

You don't want your jewelry to make you look fat. A lot of what's out there now does - you just wind up looking like a Christmas tree.


Padma Lakshmi


#christmas tree #does #fat #jewelry #just

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.


Demetri Martin


#christmas #early #happy #i #jesus

Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys, I enjoy the gift giving stuff a great deal. We do both Hanukkah and Christmas, so it is a costly, though extremely pleasing proposition.


Fred Melamed


#both #christmas #costly #deal #enjoy

In the spring of 1994 I decided not to seek reelection to the Senate. I had made the decision 12 years earlier, Christmas Day of 1982, just after I had been first elected to a full term, that I would do the best I could for a limited time.


George J. Mitchell


#been #best #christmas #christmas day #could

Now, a lot of what we are doing right now, quite frankly, is because of what happened on Christmas. Many of the things were kind of in the works. We were already planning, for example, the purchase and deployment of advanced imaging technology. You call them body scanners. We call them AITs (Advanced Imaging Technologies).


Janet Napolitano


#already #because #body #call #christmas

Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing.


Enid Nemy


#essential #office #prestige #retailing #windows

I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play.


Shaquille O'Neal


#been #christmas #come #early #get

I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. It's blasphemy.


Jonathan Kozol


#beg #blasphemy #charity #christmas #christmas eve






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