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#christmas

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At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year." ~ (c. 1515-1580), author 'The Farmer's Daily Diet'. ↗


— Thomas Tusser


#diet

A sharp bolt of hunger hit Luther hard. His knees almost buckled, his poker face almost grimaced. For two weeks now his sense of smell had been much keener, no doubt a side effect of a strict diet. Maybe he got a whiff of Mabel's finest, he wasn't sure, but a craving came over him. Suddenly, he had to have something to eat. Suddenly, he wanted to snatch the bag from Kendall, rip open a package, and start gnawing on a fruitcake. ↗


— John Grisham


#fruitcake #humor #humour #skipping-christmas #diet

Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you. ↗


— Steve Maraboli


#christ #christianity #christmas #clothe #enemies

Christmas is the season when most folks kill themselves/Christmas is the reason for all these stupid bells ↗


— the Handsome Family


#bah-humbug #christmas #country #twang #family

Before God does anything, before he makes anything for us to be sustained by, God says, "More than food, more than water, more than shelter, more than other people, they are going to need me. ↗


— Wesley Miller


#christmas #creation #god #food

Then she saw a star fall, leaving behind it a bright streak of fire. “Someone is dying,” thought the little girl, for her old grandmother, the only one who had ever loved her, and who was now dead, had told her that when a star falls, a soul was going up to God. ↗


— Hans Christian Andersen


#death #hans-christian-andersen #match-girl #death

It was, you know, probably 80 degrees out in L.A., and my dad took me outside and there was snow. At the time, I thought, 'Every kid doesn't have snow in their backyard on Christmas?' ↗


— Tori Spelling


#christmas #dad #degrees #every #i

It is never too late to get into tennis! While I started playing at the age of 8 when my parents gave me a tennis racquet for Christmas, tennis is a lifelong sport that can be enjoyed by people of almost any age. It's also something you never forget once you learn. ↗


— Samantha Stosur


#almost #also #any #christmas #enjoyed

To understand this Christmas record, you have to understand our ministry. ↗


— John Tesh


#ministry #our #record #understand #you

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. ↗


— Jerry Seinfeld


#being #helped #me #other #people






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