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I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day. ↗


— Bradley Whitford


#cult thing #day #difficult #difficult thing #emotional

In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho. ↗


— Christopher Moore


#christmas #humor #murder #change

The Gingerbread House has four walls, a roof, a door, a window, and a chimney. It is decorated with many sweet culinary delights on the outside. But on the inside there is nothing—only the bare gingerbread walls. It is not a real house—not until you decide to add a Gingerbread Room. That’s when the stories can move in. They will stay in residence for as long as you abstain from taking the first gingerbread bite. ↗


— Vera Nazarian


#gingerbread #gingerbread-house #holiday #holidays #house

I think we need one recognized, respected public figure to make a tough, blunt statement on just what Reagan's record is and what he might do to the country, let alone the Republican Party before Christmas. ↗


— Robert Teeter


#before #blunt #christmas #country #figure

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ↗


— Johnny Carson


#christmas #early #lose #mail #office

Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up. ↗


— Wendy Cope


#bloody #christmas #cup #earth #goodwill

If you pray enough for things, I am proof that they can happen. I feel like a kid on Christmas day now, every day. It's something I have wanted for a long time and I am as happy as anyone to be here. It is great to be back at my first love. ↗


— Robbie Fowler


#anyone #back #christmas #christmas day #day

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact. ↗


— Trey Parker


#because #been #christmas #christmas album #considering

We consider Christmas as the encounter, the great encounter, the historical encounter, the decisive encounter, between God and mankind. He who has faith knows this truly; let him rejoice. ↗


— Pope Paul VI


#between #consider #decisive #encounter #faith

I think Christmas is about celebration and come on, on the inside everyone wants to dance. ↗


— TobyMac


#celebration #christmas #come #dance #everyone






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