#cigarette

If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them. ↗

— Loni Anderson

#cigarettes #government #invented #legalize #somebody

It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette. ↗

— Loni Anderson

#cigarette #me #people #pick #still

My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated. ↗

— Frederik Pohl

#cheated #cigarette #first #haven #i

I'm going to sit back, light up, and hope I don't chew the cigarette to pieces. ↗

— Vin Scully

#chew #cigarette #going #hope #i

Then I would have an occasional cigarette and then I started back dipping. I started dipping last year. My family has asked me again to stop, and I'm trying my best to do that. ↗

— Payne Stewart

#asked #back #best #cigarette #dipping

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray. ↗

— Milan Kundera

#broadcast #cigarette #crushing #like #listening

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed. ↗

— Bill Maher

#any #banning #bed #cigarette #cigarette smoking

I wasn’t very far away from figuring out the secret to love, no more than two miles or so, when my camel broke down and I got shot at by a pack of cigarettes. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#camel #cigarettes #figuring #love #secret

Last year in a historic move, the state of New York passed the very first cigarette fire safety standard. ↗

— Ed Markey

#fire #first #historic #last #last year

Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes. ↗

— Jeffrey McDaniel

#love-humor #humor