#ck

And as they pass, turn back and laugh at me. ↗

— George Villiers

#laugh #me #pass #turn

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. ↗

— Robert Brault

#big #big things #day #enjoy #little

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way! ↗

— Tre Cool

#gotta #green #green day #neck #out

Health is not valued till sickness comes. ↗

— Thomas Fuller

#health #sickness #till #valued

White people really deal more with God and black people with Jesus. ↗

— Nikki Giovanni

#deal #god #jesus #more #people

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. ↗

— Gilbert Gottfried

#hide #his #house #i #i can

Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it? ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#jackal #food

Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.
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— Jarod Kintz

#dinner #eat #food #oral-sex #preference

Money doesn't change you, it changes people around you. ↗

— Bow Wow

#change

My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing. ↗

— Don Knotts

#idol #jack #jack benny #master #subtlety