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    Gilbert Gottfried

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    I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #even #find #i #kind #less

    I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #i #predict #super #super bowl #teams

    If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #hide #his #house #i #i can

    No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #i #i think #influence #nice #plagiarism

    The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #being funny #comedian #funny #given #i

    I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #calendar #fill #i #never #percent

    Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #depp #i #johnny #johnny depp #mistaken

    Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #i #jews #out #parrots #play

    Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts. ↗


    — Gilbert Gottfried

    #gonna #hannah #i #parts #take






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    Audience members responded with hisses and a cry of "Too soon!". Dolittle: Compulsive Dog (voice) (1998)
    Dr. Gottfried promises 'the dirtiest joke ever told'
    The Lindabury Story (2009)
    The View – Horny the Dwarf (Joy's Month in ReView)
    The Weird Al Show: himself
    Pyramid: Himself (Celebrity Guest)
    Hollywood Squares: Himself (Regular)
    Star-ving: Himself (episode "Gilbert's Kid" 2009)
    The Comedy Central Roast: Joan Rivers (2009)
    Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy Himself (2009)
    Back at the Barnyard: Security System (2009)
    Jack and the Beanstalk: Grayson (2010)
    'Til Death Guest starred as Tommy (2010)
    Stripperland (2010)
    The Comedy Central Roast: David Hasselhoff (2010)
    Robotomy: Tickle Me Psycho (2010)
    The Comedy Central Roast: Donald Trump (2011)
    Law & Order: SVU (2011)
    The Comedy Central Roast: Roseanne Barr (2012)
    The Burn with Jeff Ross (2012)
    Rachael vs.

    He is also known for voicing Digit in the children's cartoon/educational math-based show Cyberchase and the Aflac Duck until 2011. He has played numerous roles in film and television perhaps most notably voicing the parrot Iago in Disney's Aladdin (1992) and co-starred in the Problem Child movies.

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