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Which is your bad shoulder?" His brows knit together. "The left," he said carefully. She slugged him in the right. He staggered. Steadied himself. Grinned. "Is that like some weird Wyoming mating ritual thing I should know about?" "Damn you," she cried, flying into his arms. Finally. "Damn you, damn you, damn you!" He wrapped his arms around her, held her tight. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was such a coward. ↗

— Cindy Gerard

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Woman was domesticated so that man could be tamed. When will we unite and rise up against the livestock? ↗

— Bauvard

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A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be what they wrap you up in after they kill you because you’ve seen too much. ↗

— Amy Summers

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A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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Monkeys! Have nothing to do with a brick or a blanket… I just like saying monkeys. ↗

— Amy Summers

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Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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Bricks could take the place of corporate CEOs. They have about the same level of thinking, but bricks are far more ethical than most CEOs. ↗

— Amy Summers

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