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Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath." "As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon. "I knew we should have left you a rat.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green." "If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace.


Cassandra Clare


#gray-book #humor #jace #humor

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?


Cassandra Clare


#diary #humor #jace-wayland #sarcasm #humor

I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them." "Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing.


Cassandra Clare


#hodge #humor #revenge #sarcasm #tea

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-and-jace #humor #jace #jace-and-clary #love

Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time anyway?” “Yes,” he said, getting up and pulling her to her feet along with him,“ and I’m worried that if you get into the habit of making out with your instructors, you’ll wind up making out with him, too.” “ Don’t be sexist. They could find me a female instructor.” “In that case you have my permission to make out with her, as long as I can watch.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood #humor

Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased. "He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons," said Clary. "Ignore him.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #simon #humor

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #sarcasm #imagination

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #love #love

Is there some particular reason that you're here?" ... "Not this again." "Not what again?" said Clary. "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.


Cassandra Clare


#jace #mundane #simon #time






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