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Well, at least you know it works this time," she said, getting on behind him. "If we crash into the parking lot of a Key Food, I'll kill you, you know that?" "Don't be ridiculous," said Jace. "There are no parking lots on the Upper East Side. Why drive when you can get your groceries delivered? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#food

I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners." Jace flipped a page. "Very funny, Fray. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #jace-wayland #funny

Wait a second," Clary said. "I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-fray #funny #luke-garroway #the-mortal-instruments

very funny my sarcastic friend ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace #funny

drive like hell was chasing you. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#funny

What are you doing here, anyway?" "'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but—" "I'm going back to bed." Clary reached for the doorknob. He slid nimbly between her and the door. "I'm here," he said, "because Hodge reminded me it was your birthday. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #ontology #philosophy-of-life #sarcasm #age

Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression. "Are you all right?" Simon asked, with some concern. "Your eyes are crossing. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #simon-lewis #humor

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor #jocelyn-fray #simon-lewis #humor

Clary: What are you doing here, anyway? Jace: 'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you're asking whether it's all just a cosmic coincidence or there's a greater metaethical purpose to life, well, that's a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but- Clary: I'm going to bed. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-bones #clary-morgenstern #jace-wayland #mortal-instruments #age

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace 'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #flirting #humor #jace-wayland #humor






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