#clean

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#clean #dirty #dry #means #only

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean. ↗

— Jon Heder

#certain #certain extent #clean #entertaining #extent

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ↗

— Oliver Herford

#changes #cleaner #man #mind #more

I can't write if someone else is in the house, not even the cleaning woman. ↗

— Patricia Highsmith

#else #even #house #i #someone

Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses. ↗

— Aaron Hill

#call #clean #dirty #forgot #glasses

I'm not sure I can say there is a clean line between me as an individual and me as a lawyer. ↗

— Anita Hill

#between #clean #i #i can #individual

I support workplace clean air. But a federal ban on smoking would mean that you couldn't smoke in your own home. I don't care what people do in their home. ↗

— Mike Huckabee

#ban #care #clean #clean air #federal

Of course, I will keep myself fit, keep my boots clean and you never know. ↗

— Paul Ince

#clean #course #fit #i #keep

Now, China, India have set goals. We're going to be able to review what they're doing. We're going to be able to challenge them if they don't meet those goals. We're going to pursue this anyway, because the President understands that our future lies with a clean energy economy. We've doubled renewables this year. There are millions of jobs to be had there, more energy security, so we're going to pursue this. ↗

— David Axelrod

#anyway #because #challenge #china #clean

Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#cleanliness #housekeeping #experience