Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven.

Quote by Erma Bombeck

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"Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.

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