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I was considering running for political office.


Michael Newdow


#i #office #political #political office #running

It's one of the nice things about this nation that when the Constitution is violated, if it affects you, you can bring a suit.


Michael Newdow


#affects #bring #constitution #nation #nice

No person who denies the existence of a supreme being shall hold any office under this Constitution.


Michael Newdow


#being #constitution #denies #existence #hold

The Constitution says that government isn't supposed to be infusing religion into our society, and so I asked to have that upheld.


Michael Newdow


#constitution #government #i #infusing #into

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.


Bob Newhart


#antenna #attention #because #comedians #never

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.


Bob Newhart


#existing #fun #job #make #our

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.


Bob Newhart


#confusion #cows #gross #how #humor

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.


Bob Newhart


#background #comedian #environment #family #family background

I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.


Bob Newhart


#ever #every #how #i #influenced

It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way. There was a temptation in the early '70s to reconsider. I decided against it.


Bob Newhart


#clean #comedians #decided #decision #early






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