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I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people.


Peter Cameron


#funny

Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut?...You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.


Kate Quinn


#comeback #funny #insult #kate-quinn #mistress-of-rome

The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. “Nice knife.” The voice was deep but female. I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mage’s chest. Shit. Missed the neck. “Here, have another one.


Ilona Andrews


#fight #kate #sarcasm #sarcasm

He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because I've attended to every meal, and how he sleeps, and the fact that he swims like a fish because I took him to the ocean. I'm so proud of all those things. But he is my biggest pride.


John Lennon


#because #belly #biggest #bones #come

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.


Derek The Ghost


#funny #horror #humor #scary #school

Excuse me, your attention please.” He waited until the whole floor had stopped what it was doing and turned to face him. For a split second his impulse control kicked in, but by then his mouth was fully engaged. “For the record, Claire Marsden and I are not having sex.


Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I’m carrying piping hot coffee.


Weston Locher


#comedy #essay #funny #humor #funny

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.


Chelsea Handler


#funny #humor #humorous #funny

There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free. Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening.


Jill Shalvis


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.


Terry Pratchett


#funny-and-random #humor #humorous #retort #satire






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