#comedian

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. ↗

— Kathy Griffin

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It takes many years to be a great comedian. ↗

— Don Rickles

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I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker. ↗

— Peter Baynham

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Am I bothered? Am I bothered though. I ain't doing nothing cause I ain't bothered. ↗

— Catherine Tate

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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody. ↗

— Florenz Ziegfeld

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I didn't really want to be a comedian. ↗

— Allan Carr

#i #really #want

The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a personality disorder you can do as a job. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

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Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better. ↗

— Louis C. K.

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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. ↗

— Carrot Top

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I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. ↗

— Chris Tucker

#being funny #comedian #creative #doing #funny