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Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step towards the fall of man … To be fair, their arguments are backed with scientific fact taken from documentary films such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and RoboCop.


Weston Locher


#comedy #essay #funny #humor #funny

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.


Katie MacAlister


#bath #comedy #love #vampires #love

Phoebe doesn't quite believe in fate the way I do. She says you have to chase your destiny, and she always expects life to be like a romantic comedy: all you have to do is dress the part of the heroine, and pretty soon you'll be kissing some hottie while fountains spew and music swells in the background.


Lauren Morrill


#humor #romantic-comedy #humor

It wasn’t enough that I had to worry about playing well and winning the game, but I also had to deal with possibility that one of my teammates could be dragged off the field by the inhabitants of the mental hospital.


Weston Locher


#comedy #essays #funny #hilarious #humor

You can’t keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it’ll run away and find a new pimp.


George Meyer


#creativity #humor #humor

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.


Carroll Bryant


#humor-relationships #love #romantic-comedy #romanticism #humor

Mankind is immortal in the comic perspective not by virtue of man's subjugation of nature but by virtue of man's subjection to it. The "fall" in tragedy ends in death; the fall in comedy ends in bed, where, by natures's arithmetic, one and one make a brand new one.


Rose A. Zimbardo


#literary-criticism #death

Another case for the dumbness of reading, however, is that books do not contain answers, but rather pose more questions. And asking questions makes you look dumber, not smarter. I thought Alice's Adventures in Wonderland would be a delightful romp through a child's subconscious, but while reading it I started to ask questions like "How do you really speak to other humans when our language often means the opposite of what is intended?" and "How do I really know anyone?" And so on, until I was asking the question "Why even exist at all?" That didn't make me smarter! That made me wish for death, and being dead looks way dumber than being alive.


Dan Wilbur


#death

Every girl should have at least one wild fling on her resumé.


Donna Cummings


#romance #romantic-comedy #romantic

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.


Dave Matthes


#bastard #booze #comedy #conditioner #crack






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