#comedy

Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily. "No." "Elvis?" "I told you, it's supernatural. ↗

— Christopher Moore

#elvis #supernatural #love

He shook his head. "The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I'm going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say? I say, thank you. Then I tell you I like yours and what do I hear? A long lists of grievances. ↗

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#contemporary #gender-stereotypes #romance #sep #men

In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf. ↗

— Alistair McHarg

#dark-comedy #great-dialogue #humor #quirky-characters #social-satire

When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie". ↗

— Michelle M. Pillow

#comedy #comedy-humor #humor #manfriend #nonsense

And for Heaven's sake, do not wiggle! ↗

— Colleen Houck

#romantic

Taking his hand I said "Fank woo." "Hm " he laughed with his mouth closed. ↗

— Jennifer Echols

#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

You know, Taylor, I told his manager that your reputation in this firm is that you can go head-to-head with any man. And win. ↗

— Julie James

#romantic

Wait a minute,” Sandra said, sounding skeptical. “You were really stuck?” Things were starting to get worse. Her mouth dropped open and she began to laugh—the kind of laugh that would have been music to his ears if she were laughing with him and not at him. Things were definitely worse. ↗

— Jennifer Shirk

#romantic-comedy #music

Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse. ↗

— Stephanie Bond

#romantic-comedy #romantic

Kau yakin kau sudah mengecek rias wajahmu? Matamu kelihatan seperti mata panda. ↗

— Francisca Todi

#relationship #romance #romance-novels #romantic #romantic-comedy