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An actor who is good at comedy can also be very good at drama, but not necessarily vice versa.


Desi Arnaz


#also #comedy #drama #good #necessarily

I didn't wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.


A.A. Bell


#inspirational #luck #sci-fi-humour-comedy #science-fiction #truck

Adam ” Lori called loudly enough for me to hear her but not so loud that her voice would carry up to my mom in the marina office- or to her dad who might be listening from their screened porch facing the water. “I came over to get some tips from the boys about teaching Tammy and Rachel to board. Of course I did not come over here to see you. How could you think such a thing That would be disobedient.” I held up the wax. “For my own disobedience I have to buff the boat. Then I’m going for a jog.” She tilted her head. Probably her eyes widened but I couldn’t see them behind her sunglasses. I hated not being able to see her eyes. She asked “In this heat?” I didn’t mind jogging in the heat. The heat was a big friendly animal that liked to wrestle and only occasionally sat on me until I lost my breath. Anyway she was missing the point. I repeated carefully ”I am GOING for a JOG.” “I HEARD you the FIRST time ” she said. “It’s late afternoon in the middle of June. It’s ninety-five degrees out here.” “He means he’s GOING for a JOG” Rachel and Tammy said at the same time. “He’s GOING for a JOG.” Lori still didn’t get it. Normally her blondeness was one of the things I loved about her. At the moment not so much. Exasperated Cameron told her “Adam wants you to go for a jog too.” She said “Oh ” “If you two airheads have to hook up secretly for very long ” Sean said “you’re not going to make it.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

W turned on his heel and began walking toward the door at the far wall. And by walking I mean, of course, not moving at all, at least not to the naked eye, because his strides could only be measured in micrometers. His creaky legs made barely the tiniest of forward steps, so he’d taken four strides before I noticed any lateral movement at all. “I'll be right back.” “Geologically speaking, of course,” HARV said.


John Zakour


#sci-fi #sci-fi-humour-comedy #sci-fi

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.


Jerry Lewis


#already #because #comedy #feelings #get

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.


George Lopez


#afraid #break #carlin #comedy #down

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.


Steve Martin


#comedy #laugh #making #people #puke

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.


Steve Martin


#comedy #comic #course #did #fame

When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.


Steve Martin


#always #audience #banjo #comedy #desperately

With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.


Steve Martin


#go #hook #more #never #off






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