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People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house.


Ellen DeGeneres


#after #around #asking #bathed #been

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.


Billy Wilder


#bathroom #hotel #i #rather #sleep

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'


Tim Vine


#calling #depends #i #local #rang

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.


Garry Trudeau


#bathroom #breaks #commercial #get #go

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.


David Walliams


#child #comedy #depressed #favourite #favourite thing

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it.


Emma Watson


#bath #field #game #hockey #hot

I was the only swimmer in movies. Tarzan was long gone, and he couldn't have done them anyway; he could never have gotten into my bathing suit.


Esther Williams


#bathing #bathing suit #could #done #gone

I want a platform that, like a book or a magazine, I can carry into the bath or leave at the beach.


Walter Jon Williams


#beach #book #carry #i #i can

I was really into Black Sabbath, but heavy guitars can really be very limiting, it's a great frequency and it's great fun to listen to but on the other hand, musically you can do a lot more without it.


Kip Winger


#black sabbath #frequency #fun #great #guitars

It's the contemporary woman that movies don't know what to do with, other than bathe her in a bridal glow in romantic comedies where both the romance and the comedy are artificial sweeteners.


James Wolcott


#bathe #both #bridal #comedies #comedy






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