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#bath

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Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub?


Shelly Crane


#clara #eli #humor #tub #humor

I refilled the wineglass and took it with me for a nice long bubble bath, where I settled in with Ambrose's guide for low-voltage outdoor lighting. It wasn't thrilling bubble-bath reading material, but I was impressed by his imagination. You wouldn't know from the writing that he'd never actually seen a low-voltage lighting system in someone's yard, much less installed one himself. His descriptions were clear, colorful, and written with authority. The inscription wasn't bad either: To Natalie, You're a high-voltage system as far as I am concerned.


Lee Goldberg


#fake #fraudulence #inscription #instruction-manual #instructions

When you've lived as long as I have," he said, eyes heavy-lidded but definitely on her, "you learn to appreciate new sensations. They are rare in an immortal's life." She found she'd moved toward him. He hooked her arm around her waist, pulling her closer until she straddled him as he sat on a ledge below the waterline, her legs wrapped around his waist. He settled her firmly against him. Sucking in a breath, she said, "Sex isn't new to you," and rocked her heat over the exquisite hardness of him. Good didn't begin to describe how it felt. How he felt. "No. But you are." "Never had a hunter before?" She grinned, nibbling on his lower lip. But he didn't smile. "I've never had Elena before." The words were husky, his eyes so intent she felt owned.


Nalini Singh


#elena #raphael #sex #life

I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view.


Jarod Kintz


#bathtub #sunset #life

Cocoa-buttered girls were stretched out on the public beach in apparently random alignments, but maybe if a weather satellite zoomed in on one of those bodies and then zoomed back out, the photos would show the curving beach itself was another woman, a fractal image made up of the particulate sunbathers. All the beaches pressed together might form female landmasses, female continents, female planets and galaxies. No wonder men felt tense.


Bonnie Jo Campbell


#men #sunbathers #universe #women #men

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.


Lao Tzu


#bathe #be yourself #goose #itself #make

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.


Dodie Smith


#best #cures #deeds #depression #hot

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.


Ambrose Bierce


#days #fact #festival #god #having

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.


Erma Bombeck


#bathroom #car #groceries #kids #out

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.


Erma Bombeck


#bathroom #call #child #dog #doing






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