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I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror. ↗
The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting. ↗
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts. ↗
We all say and do things we regret, but it’s never to late to change, apologize and become a better person ↗
I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment. ↗
#love #mundane-reality #truth #love
You know," Kavita begins, "I think I can pick out my own furniture. I am an artist after all. I do have some taste." "No you don't." Nick plainly states. "No man has taste. Besides, I didn't pick it out, she did. Wives are good for things like that. ↗