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Lewis Black

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Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

— Lewis Black

#individuality #inspirational #faith

Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

— Lewis Black

#atheist #humor #noremorse #religion #faith

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got rockets, we’ve got saran wrap – FIX IT!!!

— Lewis Black


Just relax and breathe through your ass.

— Lewis Black

#funny #humor #noremorse #faith

I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.

— Lewis Black

#raving #stand-up-comedy #stark #comedy

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

— Lewis Black

#damned-if-you-don-t #religion #taboo #faith

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.

— Lewis Black


Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We're all shitty little snowflakes, dancing in the universe.

— Lewis Black


Ninety percent of a shirt that not only was bright purple and green but with a design on it that, if you moved too quickly, might cause a seizure in an unsuspecting onlooker.

— Lewis Black


I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.

— Lewis Black

#gets #head #i #i love #love

About Lewis Black

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Did you know about Lewis Black?

It aired in June and a DVD was released in October. In mid December 2007 Black went with Robin Williams Kid Rock Lance Armstrong and Rachel Smith Miss USA 2007 on a USO trip to support the troops in Iraq and Kuwait. the Canadians get it.

When not on the road performing he resides in Manhattan. He is currently the spokesman for Aruba Tourism appearing in television ads that aired in late 2009 and 2010. He hosted the Comedy Central series Lewis Black's Root of All Evil and makes regular appearances on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart delivering his “Back in Black” commentary segment.

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