Graham Chapman

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. ↗

— Graham Chapman

#food

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians. ↗

— Graham Chapman

#library

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ↗

— Graham Chapman

#silliness #humor

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! ↗

— Graham Chapman

#humor #nonsense #silly-quotes #change

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ↗

— Graham Chapman

#humour #sir-robin #humor

I fart in your general direction. ↗

— Graham Chapman

#comedy

Camelot is a silly place. ↗

— Graham Chapman

#humor

It's just a flesh wound! ↗

— Graham Chapman

#humor

Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ... what have the Romans ever done for us? Brought peace! ↗

— Graham Chapman

#romans #education

NI! Oh no! Not ni! ↗

— Graham Chapman

#holy-grail #humor #funny