#comedy

It’s not great when your husband thinks the only guy who can talk to you, is some other guy. ↗

— Jonas Eriksson

#comedy #hollywood #hollywood-culture #humor #romantic

What did Kevin Ye get arrested for anyway? Didn't he steal a car?" "He stole the driver's ed car." I laughed. Then I saw how Adam was looking at me. "He gave it back." "They MAKE you give stuff back, Lori, after they arrest you for stealing it. ↗

— Jennifer Echols

#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Adam thinks that you two are in an argument." My body zinged into alert mode. My mind didn't know what Mrs. Vader meant, but my body already did. Even Sean glanced over at her with a cautious look. "He does?" I asked faintly. "A bad one," she confirmed. "How could we be in a bad argument without me even knowing about it? ↗

— Jennifer Echols

#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

And for Heaven's sake, do not wiggle! ↗

— Colleen Houck

#romantic

Taking his hand I said "Fank woo." "Hm " he laughed with his mouth closed. ↗

— Jennifer Echols

#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

You know, Taylor, I told his manager that your reputation in this firm is that you can go head-to-head with any man. And win. ↗

— Julie James

#romantic

Wait a minute,” Sandra said, sounding skeptical. “You were really stuck?” Things were starting to get worse. Her mouth dropped open and she began to laugh—the kind of laugh that would have been music to his ears if she were laughing with him and not at him. Things were definitely worse. ↗

— Jennifer Shirk

#romantic-comedy #music

Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse. ↗

— Stephanie Bond

#romantic-comedy #romantic

Kau yakin kau sudah mengecek rias wajahmu? Matamu kelihatan seperti mata panda. ↗

— Francisca Todi

#relationship #romance #romance-novels #romantic #romantic-comedy

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it. ↗

— Bill Hicks

#stand-up #military